The life and times of Lafontaine's daughter...

I am holding ur sandals for hostage. U want em back? Send 15 packs of starburst, a carton of Snapple Apple flavored Snapple, Drake’s Devil Dogs and Wise Onion Rings (those last two or only found above the mason dixon so get to it)

– @pureWise… That’s GOTTA be the funniest BBM I’ve EVER gotten!
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